Sunday, July 25, 2010

Sunday Humor: Top 5 Blizzcon Wishes

With the announcement of the Blizzcon internet stream, my opportunity to watch Blizzcon this year has finally opened up.   Besides the in game pet, I like to think about what could be coming from Blizzcon this year.  Here are my top 5 wishes.

1) Korean Filter for Starcraft 2 - They consider it a sport.  We need some help so we don't run into professionals.

2) Real ID Boss - A PUG only boss in Cataclysm that if not beaten quickly enough will share your info with the PUG, starting with your name, then goes to your e-mail, your billing information, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, and finally, your bank account info.

3) Automatic raid ignore if GearScore is mentioned in raid chat - Combined with the guild leveling perks.

4) Diablo 3 Final Boss is the Super Devil


The Super Devil is at least six inches taller than the devil, rides a flying motorcycle, and carrys a jar of marmalade which is believed to cause adultry.

5) New IP is a remake of The Lost Vikings - Featuring John Cleese as the voice of all 3 vikings.  "I tell you this parrot is no more.  It has ceased to be."

While those are not likely, what is likely is a release date for Cataclysm if it has not been released yet.  Speaking of that, just another reminder to enter the Christmas in July contest.  The contest will close on 7/31/10 so get your entries in.

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